When I posted the #Kony2012 link on Twitter, a LOT of people sent me this. I’d already felt uncomfortable RTing something that called for direct military action, and this solidified my discomfort.
For those asking what you can do to help, please link to…
TREAT YO SELF 2011!Treat yo’self.
The Alot is an imaginary creature that I made up to help me deal with my compulsive need to correct other people’s grammar. It kind of looks like a cross between a bear, a yak and a pug, and it has provided hours of entertainment for me in a situation where I’d normally be left feeling angry and disillusioned with the world.
A great work of art done by the great artist Drew Struzan.
To own this would be part of a living dream.
(Source: jessicanncats)
“WHO’S THE BITCH NOW, HUH!?” - Sandara ‘Dara’ Park
10. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
9. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.
8. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
7. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4:00 in the morning.
6. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the heck happened to your pants.
5. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can’t remember).
4. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.
3. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
2.WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally “disappear”.
AND THE TOP NEW WARNING…
1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy
I Walk with You Along an Empty Winding Road, We’re Far from the Ones we Love, and Never Can Return —Teru’s song, Tales From Earthsea
You’ve got to FIGHT, FOR YOUR RIGHT, TO PARTY! Beastie Boys!
